At home with two Manchester United fans:
So, who do you want to win the Premier League?
Mathematically there are no good options! It’s our historic rivals (Liverpool), our local rivals (Man City) or the Team of Evil (Chelsea).
Indeed. Why are Chelsea evil, particularly?
I don’t like the look of that Mourinho. He has the sneer of Machiavelli and the silver hair of a Bond villain.
You used to like Brendan Rogers, remember, the sad potato?
Nowadays he looks totally different. They say he is cheating on his wife and has had a makeover for his new girlfriend. Now he looks like a smug potato.
Liverpool better not win the league.