MO2H 2: Chelsea vs Man City

As the top two teams in the league (so far) face off, we talk titles:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3u7wldkgpw1c3l/2%20-%20Chelsea%20vs%20Man%20City.mp3?dl=1

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Episode 2 of our singalong football podcast focuses on Manchester City and Chelsea, where we look at tactics, potential setbacks and try to answer the question “which team is more evil?” Join us for more analysis, predictions and speculations – plus a football trivia question and more songs, as we are helped out by my talented cousin Ryan (he’s an Arsenal fan).

Do leave opinions, questions and trivia answers in the comments below.

To sing along with us, click on “Continue Reading” for the lyrics.

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“Moves Like Aguero”

It’s Saturday night, and we’re home – uh
TV is on, we’re on the sofa
Take it away, Match of the Day, here comes the replay
And it goes like this

Wears a 10, plays like a 9
He’s up front to lead the line
It’s the moves of Dzeko
It’s the moves of Dzeko
It’s the moves of Dzeko

Highlights still on, we’re still here
Listening to Alan Shearer
Take it away, Match of the Day, here comes the replay
And it goes like this

A defender who makes it look easy
Like the next Marcel Desailly
It’s the moves of Zouma
It’s the moves of Zouma
It’s the moves of Zouma

Highlights still on, never ending
Oh no Robbie Savage – ear-bending
Take it away, Match of the Day, here comes the replay
And it goes like this

Precision movement and control
Always seems to get a goal
It’s the moves of Aguero
It’s the moves of Aguero
It’s the moves of Aguero

The BBC just rebid for the TV rights
To show the Premier League highlights
Till at least 2020, your licence fee pays for Match of the Day
And it goes like this

A right back who defends the goal
A right footer but he’s better than Cole
It’s the moves of Azpilicueta
It’s the moves of Azpilicueta
It’s the moves of Azpilicueta

original song and music by Adam Levine, Benny Blanco, Ammar Malik and Shellback (“Moves Like Jagger”)

“Africa”

I hear the whistle blow today
Kicking off this fixture in Man City’s competition
Looking at the team who’s on to play
Surprising to see both some of the selections and omissions
Pellegrini looks sad as if to say
“I’m hoping for a last second reprieve or squad revision
I miss Bony and Toure. Hurry boys we’re waiting here for you.”

(chorus)
International duty’s taken them away from you
There’s nothing that eleven men or more could ever do
They’re playing away down in Africa
The Cup of Nations has taken the players you thought you had…

The players cry out on match day
Unhappy Nasri, sad Aguero, solitary Kompany
You know there’s nothing you can say
To make them stay in Manchester and not go to the Serengeti
You’re up against national pride
As long as it does not hurt their incomes

(chorus)

They’re playing away down in Africa (they still get paid)
They’re playing away down in Africa (paid holiday)
They’re playing away down in Africa (don’t dock their wage)
Gonna take some time to play some football on the side…

original song and music by David Paich and Jeff Porcaro (“Africa”)

“Mourinho”

I’m Mourinho
Smarter than my rivals
I win with class and style
Each day
A champions-maker
A heartbreaker
When you’re my players, you’re playing my way

I’m Mourinho
I’ve won leagues across the world
Best manager in the world
That’s me
If only there were more cups to be won
Cause, listen everyone
I’m the Special One
Mourinho
That’s me

original song and music by Henry Mancini and Johnny Mercer (“Moon River”)

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